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Why are you rumbling so weirdly?
Dude, you haven't cleaned my lint filter in 3 years. What do you expect?
Washing Machine
Why does my engine keep dying?
Your mass airflow sensor is fucked. I've told you 3 times already.
BMW E46
How are you doing?
Yo dude, I look like rhubarb. WATER. ME. NOW.
Monstera
Why are all your lights blinking?
Program 4 is for COLORS. You only put black stuff in. I'm confused!
Dishwasher
What would your coffee machine say?
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What real users say
Spoiler: They're thrilled. Their stuff too.
"My washing machine explained more in 2 minutes than the technician in 2 hours. And it was funnier."
Marcus, 34
Munich
"I finally got my Monstera jungle under control. The plants tell me exactly what they need. Game changer!"
Sarah, 28
Berlin
"My old turntable explained how to set it up properly. Feels like magic."
Tom, 42
Hamburg
"My car finally tells me what's wrong. No more mechanic rip-offs. Saves me at least $500 a year."
Lisa, 31
Cologne
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